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Women's Vulvarine Chamois

Regular price $115.00
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A barely-there women’s chamois short that ditches the diaper-butt bulk and delivers luxurious comfort—all. damn. day.

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Say goodbye to overbuilt chamois. Designed by lifelong riders and technical apparel nerds, this women’s chamois short ditches the bulk and nails the essentials.


Made with soft, recycled polyester and a premium Italian chamois, it delivers the perfect balance of cushion, compression, and breathability—without the dreaded diaper butt. The high, wide waistband stays put without digging, and seamless, laser-cut leg openings won’t ride up or disrespect your power thighs. Supportive, low-profile, and built to disappear under your kit, this chamois is made for big climbs, long days, and total trail focus.

      • Compression fit with high rise wide waistband
      • Flatlocked seams for minimal bulk and to avoid chafing
      • Laser cut hems
      • 3 density “ultra” Italian chamois pad from Elastic Interface featuring hybrid cell system with perforated foam
      • OEKO-TEX standard 100 certified pad
      • 7” inseam
      Sizing graphic that displays true to fit.
    • Compression fit with high rise wide waistband
    • Flatlocked seams for minimal bulk and to avoid chafing
    • Laser cut hems
    • 3 density “ultra” Italian chamois pad from Elastic Interface featuring hybrid cell system with perforated foam
    • OEKO-TEX standard 100 certified pad
    • 7” inseam
    Sizing graphic that displays true to fit.

    Customer Reviews

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    Eileen Wright
    Great riding shorts

    Very comfortable chamois. Hardly know it’s there and it does its job! Also great waistband that doesn’t roll over on itself and is comfortable w/o being constricting. My only nit is that the leg hems have a tendence to ride up after riding a fair distance. I’m a sewer, so I might seek out a strip of silicone that I can apply to the hemline. That aside, these are the best chamois pants I’ve tried thus far in my cycling “career."

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    L.T.
    New faves

    Great fabric, great fit. They don’t dig into my thighs and the chamois is substantial enough without feeling bulky. Love ‘em!

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    Sue
    Finally the perfect liners!

    Love these! My other 2 chamois ride up and are such a pain and uncomfortable. These are like butter so comfy and high waisted which I love. Did a 17 mile ride today with them no ride up in the legs. I did size up to an XL for a size 12 which is perfect for me.

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    Maggie Ziols
    Obsessed w these chamois

    So soft and comfortable. Sausage thighs no more!

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    Loren Price
    LOVE

    If you’re a thick thigh girlie and have difficulty finding shorts that don’t ride up, these are IT! Now I can focus on having fun riding and not pulling my shorts out of my ‘zones’. Love the full padded seat and the buttery feel of the material. Overall, these are a 10/10!!