Women's Vulvarine Chamois

$115.00

Unit price: per

A barely-there women’s chamois short that ditches the diaper-butt bulk and delivers luxurious comfort—all. damn. day.

Color: Deep Teal

Size: XS

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Say goodbye to overbuilt chamois. Designed by lifelong riders and technical apparel nerds, this women’s chamois short ditches the bulk and nails the essentials.

Made with soft, recycled polyester and a premium Italian chamois, it delivers the perfect balance of cushion, compression, and breathability—without the dreaded diaper butt. The high, wide waistband stays put without digging, and seamless, laser-cut leg openings won’t ride up or disrespect your power thighs. Supportive, low-profile, and built to disappear under your kit, this chamois is made for big climbs, long days, and total trail focus.

Compression fit with high rise wide waistband
Flatlocked seams for minimal bulk and to avoid chafing
Laser cut hems
3 density “ultra” Italian chamois pad from Elastic Interface featuring hybrid cell system with perforated foam
OEKO-TEX standard 100 certified pad
7” inseam
4 way stretch single jersey quick drying fabric with wicking finish
230 gms 79% Recycled Polyester and 21% Spandex
Bluesign (R) certified fabric
We used recycled polyester in the majority of this short, with a little extra spandex for necessary power. Minimal trims, elastics and seams mean less things to wear out or break, this chamois was designed to last longer than the rest.
No more sausage legs!

Our laser cut hems mean no squeeze and ensure a smooth transition from short to sausa- I mean leg.

The Tech Bit

Compression fit with high rise wide waistband
Flatlocked seams for minimal bulk and to avoid chafing
Laser cut hems
3 density “ultra” Italian chamois pad from Elastic Interface featuring hybrid cell system with perforated foam
OEKO-TEX standard 100 certified pad
7” inseam

Sizing graphic that displays true to fit.

The Textile Bit

Things You Can Feel Good About

The Funky Tab

We get pretty bummed out by all the overbuilt chamois on the rack these days, but the Vulvarine is everything you need and NOTHING you don’t.

"Lightweight, perfect amount of padding, breathable, NO CHAFING. I will never ride in anything else. I recommend you make the same decision. - Liz ★★★★★

Smooth. Seamless. Zero squeeze.

No diaper butt. No drama. Just peach-perfect comfort and a waistband that gets it.

New faves

Great fabric, great fit. They don’t dig into my thighs and the chamois is substantial enough without feeling bulky. Love ‘em!

Finally the perfect liners!

Love these! My other 2 chamois ride up and are such a pain and uncomfortable. These are like butter so comfy and high waisted which I love. Did a 17 mile ride today with them no ride up in the legs. I did size up to an XL for a size 12 which is perfect for me.

Obsessed w these chamois

So soft and comfortable. Sausage thighs no more!

LOVE

If you’re a thick thigh girlie and have difficulty finding shorts that don’t ride up, these are IT! Now I can focus on having fun riding and not pulling my shorts out of my ‘zones’. Love the full padded seat and the buttery feel of the material. Overall, these are a 10/10!!

Best Chamois Ever!

I love these so much! They fit perfectly, they don't move on my quads, I feel comfy (as comfy as you can) on my bike seat while also not feeling like I'm wearing a diaper. An absolute win!

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alpha size	numeric size	waist	hip	mens size conversion
XS	0	25.5	35	mens 26
XS	2	26.5	36	mens 27
S	4	27.5	37	mens 28
S	6	28.5	38	mens 29
M	8	29.5	39.5	mens 30-31
M	10	30.5	42	mens 31-32
L	12	32.0	44	mens 32-33
XL	14	33.5	46	mens 33-34
XL	16	35	48	mens 34-35
XXL	18	36.5	50	mens 35-36
XXL	20	38	52	mens 36-38

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Women's Vulvarine Chamois

Say goodbye to overbuilt chamois. Designed by lifelong riders and technical apparel nerds, this women’s chamois short ditches the bulk and nails the essentials.