Women's Vulvarine Chamois
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A barely-there women’s chamois short that ditches the diaper-butt bulk and delivers luxurious comfort—all. damn. day.
Bottoms Sizing
alpha size | numeric size | waist | hip | mens size conversion |
XS | 0 | 25.5 | 35 |
mens 26 |
XS | 2 | 26.5 | 36 | mens 27 |
S | 4 | 27.5 | 37 | mens 28 |
S | 6 | 28.5 | 38 | mens 29 |
M | 8 | 29.5 | 39.5 | mens 30-31 |
M | 10 | 30.5 | 42 | mens 31-32 |
L | 12 | 32.0 | 44 | mens 32-33 |
XL |
14 | 33.5 | 46 | mens 33-34 |
XL |
16 | 35 | 48 | mens 34-35 |
XXL |
18 | 36.5 | 50 | mens 35-36 |
XXL | 20 | 38 | 52 | mens 36-38 |
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Say goodbye to overbuilt chamois. Designed by lifelong riders and technical apparel nerds, this women’s chamois short ditches the bulk and nails the essentials.
Say goodbye to overbuilt chamois. Designed by lifelong riders and technical apparel nerds, this women’s chamois short ditches the bulk and nails the essentials.
Made with soft, recycled polyester and a premium Italian chamois, it delivers the perfect balance of cushion, compression, and breathability—without the dreaded diaper butt. The high, wide waistband stays put without digging, and seamless, laser-cut leg openings won’t ride up or disrespect your power thighs. Supportive, low-profile, and built to disappear under your kit, this chamois is made for big climbs, long days, and total trail focus.
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- Compression fit with high rise wide waistband
- Flatlocked seams for minimal bulk and to avoid chafing
- Laser cut hems
- 3 density “ultra” Italian chamois pad from Elastic Interface featuring hybrid cell system with perforated foam
- OEKO-TEX standard 100 certified pad
- 7” inseam
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- 4 way stretch single jersey quick drying fabric with wicking finish
- 230 gms 79% Recycled Polyester and 21% Spandex
- Bluesign (R) certified fabric
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We used recycled polyester in the majority of this short, with a little extra spandex for necessary power. Minimal trims, elastics and seams mean less things to wear out or break, this chamois was designed to last longer than the rest.
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No more sausage legs!
Our laser cut hems mean no squeeze and ensure a smooth transition from short to sausa- I mean leg.
- Compression fit with high rise wide waistband
- Flatlocked seams for minimal bulk and to avoid chafing
- Laser cut hems
- 3 density “ultra” Italian chamois pad from Elastic Interface featuring hybrid cell system with perforated foam
- OEKO-TEX standard 100 certified pad
- 7” inseam

- 4 way stretch single jersey quick drying fabric with wicking finish
- 230 gms 79% Recycled Polyester and 21% Spandex
- Bluesign (R) certified fabric
We used recycled polyester in the majority of this short, with a little extra spandex for necessary power. Minimal trims, elastics and seams mean less things to wear out or break, this chamois was designed to last longer than the rest.
No more sausage legs!
Our laser cut hems mean no squeeze and ensure a smooth transition from short to sausa- I mean leg.


We get pretty bummed out by all the overbuilt chamois on the rack these days, but the Vulvarine is everything you need and NOTHING you don’t.

"Lightweight, perfect amount of padding, breathable, NO CHAFING. I will never ride in anything else. I recommend you make the same decision. - Liz ★★★★★

Smooth. Seamless. Zero squeeze.

No diaper butt. No drama. Just peach-perfect comfort and a waistband that gets it.
Love these! My other 2 chamois ride up and are such a pain and uncomfortable. These are like butter so comfy and high waisted which I love. Did a 17 mile ride today with them no ride up in the legs. I did size up to an XL for a size 12 which is perfect for me.
So soft and comfortable. Sausage thighs no more!
If you’re a thick thigh girlie and have difficulty finding shorts that don’t ride up, these are IT! Now I can focus on having fun riding and not pulling my shorts out of my ‘zones’. Love the full padded seat and the buttery feel of the material. Overall, these are a 10/10!!
I love these so much! They fit perfectly, they don't move on my quads, I feel comfy (as comfy as you can) on my bike seat while also not feeling like I'm wearing a diaper. An absolute win!
I've had a great experience with these--I like the high waist and comfy fit.
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