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Women's Vulvarine Chamois

Regular price $115.00
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A barely-there women’s chamois short that ditches the diaper-butt bulk and delivers luxurious comfort—all. damn. day.

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Say goodbye to overbuilt chamois. Designed by lifelong riders and technical apparel nerds, this women’s chamois short ditches the bulk and nails the essentials.


Made with soft, recycled polyester and a premium Italian chamois, it delivers the perfect balance of cushion, compression, and breathability—without the dreaded diaper butt. The high, wide waistband stays put without digging, and seamless, laser-cut leg openings won’t ride up or disrespect your power thighs. Supportive, low-profile, and built to disappear under your kit, this chamois is made for big climbs, long days, and total trail focus.

      • Compression fit with high rise wide waistband
      • Flatlocked seams for minimal bulk and to avoid chafing
      • Laser cut hems
      • 3 density “ultra” Italian chamois pad from Elastic Interface featuring hybrid cell system with perforated foam
      • OEKO-TEX standard 100 certified pad
      • 7” inseam
      Sizing graphic that displays true to fit.
    • Compression fit with high rise wide waistband
    • Flatlocked seams for minimal bulk and to avoid chafing
    • Laser cut hems
    • 3 density “ultra” Italian chamois pad from Elastic Interface featuring hybrid cell system with perforated foam
    • OEKO-TEX standard 100 certified pad
    • 7” inseam
    Sizing graphic that displays true to fit.