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Hannah washes up in cold creek near Hebgen Lake in Montana wearing her purple bike Chamois
Hannah washes up in cold creek near Hebgen Lake in Montana wearing her purple bike Chamois

Vulvarine Chamois

Regular price $115.00
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A chamois so streamlined and expertly crafted you hardly notice you are wearing anything at all

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 A chamois so streamlined and expertly crafted you hardly notice you are wearing anything at all

      • Compression fit with high rise wide waistband
      • Flatlocked seams for minimal bulk and to avoid chafing
      • Laser cut hems
      • 3 density “ultra” Italian chamois pad from Elastic Interface featuring hybrid cell system with perforated foam
      • OEKO-TEX standard 100 certified pad
      • 7” inseam
    • Compression fit with high rise wide waistband
    • Flatlocked seams for minimal bulk and to avoid chafing
    • Laser cut hems
    • 3 density “ultra” Italian chamois pad from Elastic Interface featuring hybrid cell system with perforated foam
    • OEKO-TEX standard 100 certified pad
    • 7” inseam
    Hannah and Pasha laugh in the frigid creek wearing nothing but their chamois after a dusty ride up red cub in Montana

    We get pretty bummed out by all the overbuilt chamois on the rack these days, but this short is everything you need and nothing that you don’t.

    Its luxurious recycled polyester fabric has the perfect amount of stretch and compression with performance benefits that’ll make you take notice, paired with a premium Italian chamois pad that cushions the seat at a volume you’ll forget.

    That means no more diaper butt. A wide-and-high waistband up top and finished off with a seamless, laser-cut hem that doesn’t ride up or squeeze your power thighs, it’s the super comfy necessity we’re totally googly-eyes for.

    Customer Reviews

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    Loren Price
    LOVE

    If you’re a thick thigh girlie and have difficulty finding shorts that don’t ride up, these are IT! Now I can focus on having fun riding and not pulling my shorts out of my ‘zones’. Love the full padded seat and the buttery feel of the material. Overall, these are a 10/10!!

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    Hallie Miller
    Best Chamois Ever!

    I love these so much! They fit perfectly, they don't move on my quads, I feel comfy (as comfy as you can) on my bike seat while also not feeling like I'm wearing a diaper. An absolute win!

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    Laura Killingbeck
    Sleek and comfy

    I've had a great experience with these--I like the high waist and comfy fit.

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    Anonymous
    So comfy!

    I've gone on a few rides wearing this chamois - so comfortable! Very glad I made this purchase. The medium fits great (I'm 5'7", about 140 lbs).

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    Melissa Harrington
    Finally, good sit bone coverage!

    I LOVE these shorts! I have trouble finding chamois that actually cover my sit bones. These do the job, and are super comfortable! Definitely my go-to pair. Can’t wait to order more in other colors!

    A light blue pocket tee with eyes logo and purple chamois hang to dry on a bike rack on the back of a Truck Camper at camp

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