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Women's Vulvarine Chamois

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A barely-there women’s chamois short that ditches the diaper-butt bulk and delivers luxurious comfort—all. damn. day.

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Say goodbye to overbuilt chamois. A barely-there women’s chamois short that ditches the diaper-butt bulk and delivers luxurious comfort—all. damn. day.

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    • We get pretty bummed out by all the overbuilt chamois on the rack these days, but the Vulvarine is everything you need and nothing you don’t. Designed by lifelong riders and technical apparel nerds, this women’s chamois short ditches the bulk and nails the essentials.


      Made with soft, recycled polyester and a premium Italian chamois, it delivers the perfect balance of cushion, compression, and breathability—without the dreaded diaper butt. The high, wide waistband stays put without digging, and seamless, laser-cut leg openings won’t ride up or disrespect your power thighs. Supportive, low-profile, and built to disappear under your kit, this chamois is made for big climbs, long days, and total trail focus.

    We get pretty bummed out by all the overbuilt chamois on the rack these days, but the Vulvarine is everything you need and nothing you don’t. Designed by lifelong riders and technical apparel nerds, this women’s chamois short ditches the bulk and nails the essentials.


    Made with soft, recycled polyester and a premium Italian chamois, it delivers the perfect balance of cushion, compression, and breathability—without the dreaded diaper butt. The high, wide waistband stays put without digging, and seamless, laser-cut leg openings won’t ride up or disrespect your power thighs. Supportive, low-profile, and built to disappear under your kit, this chamois is made for big climbs, long days, and total trail focus.