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Hannah washes up in cold creek near Hebgen Lake in Montana wearing her purple bike Chamois
Hannah washes up in cold creek near Hebgen Lake in Montana wearing her purple bike Chamois
Vulvarine Chamois
Vulvarine Chamois
Nightshade purple padded shorts made of comfy, stretchy and soft wicking polyester fabric with the clean and white eyes logo
Holly stands next to an open field in Bozeman Montana wearing purple padded bike shorts
Close up of holly sitting on a log wearing her light green pocket tee and dark purple bike camois with laser cut hem
Holly walks up to her bike wearing the purple Vulvarine liner short with helmet in hand
Black and white as Hillary pulls on her black liner shorts from her crocs
Hillary pulls on her sleek and stretchy chamois on at a Montana trailhead
Rachel pulls on her matching purple pants over her nightshade padded bike short on a cold morning at a Montana trailhead
Rachel pulls on her bike knee pads before putting on her purple pants at a Montana trailhead
Close up of the poem printed instead the shorts. We all came from the muck.
Vulvarine Chamois
Vulvarine Chamois

Vulvarine Chamois

$115.00

A chamois so streamlined and expertly crafted you hardly notice you are wearing anything at all

Fit & Sizing: Compression Fit 

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Bottoms Sizing

alpha size  numeric size waist hip mens size conversion
XS 0 25.5 35

mens 26
XS 2 26.5 36 mens 27
S 4 27.5 37 mens 28
S 6 28.5 38 mens 29
M 8 29.5 39.5 mens 30-31
M 10 30.5 42 mens 31-32
L 12 32.0 44 mens 32-33
XL 14 33.5 46 mens 33-34
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 A chamois so streamlined and expertly crafted you hardly notice you are wearing anything at all

      • Compression fit with high rise wide waistband
      • Flatlocked seams for minimal bulk and to avoid chafing
      • Laser cut hems
      • 3 density “ultra” Italian chamois pad from Elastic Interface featuring hybrid cell system with perforated foam
      • OEKO-TEX standard 100 certified pad
      • 7” inseam
    • Compression fit with high rise wide waistband
    • Flatlocked seams for minimal bulk and to avoid chafing
    • Laser cut hems
    • 3 density “ultra” Italian chamois pad from Elastic Interface featuring hybrid cell system with perforated foam
    • OEKO-TEX standard 100 certified pad
    • 7” inseam
    Hannah and Pasha laugh in the frigid creek wearing nothing but their chamois after a dusty ride up red cub in Montana

    We get pretty bummed out by all the overbuilt chamois on the rack these days, but this short is everything you need and nothing that you don’t.

    Its luxurious recycled polyester fabric has the perfect amount of stretch and compression with performance benefits that’ll make you take notice, paired with a premium Italian chamois pad that cushions the seat at a volume you’ll forget.

    Elastic Interface grey grid breathable and lightweight chamois pad detail

    That means no more diaper butt. A wide-and-high waistband up top and finished off with a seamless, laser-cut hem that doesn’t ride up or squeeze your power thighs, it’s the super comfy necessity we’re totally googly-eyes for.

    A light blue pocket tee with eyes logo and purple chamois hang to dry on a bike rack on the back of a Truck Camper at camp

    Complete the Look

    Sun Dog Pant

    Sun Dog Pant

    $180.00
    Buckthorn brown shorts with Aragon pink circular color block and bright yellow yoga waist band laydown

    Sun Dog Short

    $119.00

    A Field Guide to Curious Creatures of Southwestern Montana

    Our first Lookbook celebrates the place where the product was all dreamed, designed, and tested, and more importantly, all the great people, critters, and creatures in this ecosystem. Join us on a magical Montana summer weekend.

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    Chima stands atop the top of red cub trail and canyon after a solid mountain bike climb and enjoys some water with friends Hannah and Pasha